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I've got "The Crane Kick" coming sisters!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I will begin this post by telling you that I have got a giant Daniel-san style "Crane Kick" coming at ya (later in the story).  Otherwise, I believe we are at the point in the story for a quick recap and a surprise at the end. 

If you aren't up to speed; here are two good posts to get you feeling the Bohemian Agent vibe about my "sell it all" journey to Spain.  These two posts explain both the start and finish of the first leg of the adventure abroad (and all the good stuff is in between):

So far, we've got all the juicy necessities of a god damn good story, haven't we?  Moving to Spain in ten days to follow dreams long ignored.  There's been a struggle, a time crunch, a triumph, a new adventure and a very happy ending, that continues to be happy over one year later!  I've got plenty of spirited stories to send your way from here ladies, but first!   We must pause, and appreciate the journey thus far, my chicas!  

I want to spread the love, shake my sisters up, get you planning some adventures.  I want that same love to spread to your fellow sisters (or brothers, I don't discriminate).   All of the events that have transpired so far in this blog story have effortlessly manifested themselves into an inspirational tale I am proud to call "You Did It Motherf*cker."  

Let me explain.  It's time to celebrate what has already transpired on this travel journey, my sisters.  However, I need some very serious, very loving, and very honest "Jersey style" feedback on this bad boy before it goes live.  Without further ado, I present you:

You Did It Motherf*cker
An inspirational tale.
How the power of setting intentions and a big brass vagina got me to Spain in 10 days.  

Book Preface:

I'd like to begin by thanking my big brass vagina (big brass balls didn't seem appropriate, as I lack that anatomy) and the Universe for allowing this book to manifest so naturally in the pursuit of great happiness abroad. 

Book Summary:

"You Did It Motherf*cker" is an inspirational tale about a girl from Jersey, turned artist in Denver, confronting her own maximalist tendencies in order to rediscover the bohemian spirit overseas.   One woman on a journey to allow dreams that had been long ignored to manifest.   This short story explains how moving to Spain in pursuit of a more mobile lifestyle flew from a dream, to reality, at speeds faster than Superman trying to reverse time to save Lois Lane.  How fast? Ten days to be exact!  The second part of this personal narrative continues to detail the wanderlust adventure by recounting the joy, abundance, and lessons received in the first ten days of this glorious journey abroad.  May you enjoy this little tale of how the power of setting intentions like a boss, along with the bravery to trust in the Universe (using the Law of Attraction) got me to Spain in ten days.

Here comes "The Crane Kick":

I need to know if you are feeling this like I am gals!  Have I gone too far this time?  Ha-ha!  I mean, would you buy this motherf*cker if you saw it on the bookshelves?  Would you want your best friend to have this motherf*cker too? Are you feeling the awesomeness of this motherf*cker like I am?  This book, to me, is like that final crane kick that Daniel-san breaks out to take down that blonde haired bully Johnny.  It's the last part of the Karate Kid (right before that mean-ass sensai yells "finish him" and ...the crane kick comes out of nowhere leading Daniel-san to whoop some motherf*cking ass!  In my case, the proverbial bully would be the serial jap slaps (from life) I was taking at the start of the story.  I am asking you to be my Mr. Miyagi ladies (and gentlemen).  Guide me, tell me what you think.  Love? Hate? Excitement?   

I am completely in the final editing phase and would love to know your thoughts on the cover, title and reading experience so far.  Shout me!  And, are you on this mailing list yet?

I want you to watch the video below and insert yourself into the Mr. Miyagi character while he studies the moves of Daniel-san leading him straight to victory!  I can't do this alone ladies. Sending so much love! 

Side note: I never realized how much I loved that enthusiastic woman who was yelling "Come on Daniel, you can do it!  Come on."  Ha-ha!  

Click here to watch "The Crane Kick" from The Karate Kid here for those of you reading this offline:

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Hi, I am a Bohemian Agent, a Female Traveler full of wanderlust and adventure!  My name is Jeanne Connolly, and this is the beginning of my travel story.  I hope you join me for the ride.  Bohemian Agent is a travel blog dedicated to inspired story-telling, life after 40, international living and travel experiences as a solo female explorer.  
Sending love and adventure your way until the next post.   I post every Monday and Wednesday.  Be sure to subscribe to the blog for all our updates.  

Jeanne, The Bohemian Agent

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